“I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous – everyone hasn’t met me yet.”
Rodney Dangerfield.
“You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She’s 97 today and we don’t know where the hell she is.”
Ellen DeGeners.
“Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac.”
George Carlin.
“I’m always amazed to hear of air crash victims so badly mutilated that they have to be identified by their dental records. What I can’t understand is, if they don’t know who you are, how do they know who your dentist is?”
Paul Merton.
“There is one thing I would break up over and that is if she caught me with another woman. I wouldn’t stand for that.”
Steve Martin.
“I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own.”
Les Dawson.
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